? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
oh god the rape fog is back!
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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