the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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