There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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