i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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