I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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