They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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