Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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