it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
wow bdsm is so cute
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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