Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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