It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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