i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
ttyl tear gas
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
NoShamevember. You game?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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