If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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