dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
How does one acquire holy water?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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