I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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