wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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