I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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