new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Randomize
