Do vagina's smell?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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