i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just cut my nipple shaving
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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