i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I need a beard to bite.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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