I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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