dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
