ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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