What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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