I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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