How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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