Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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