they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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