last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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