Kiss
Puke
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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