garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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