She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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