I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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