How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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