Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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