That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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