Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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