The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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