I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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