Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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