I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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