I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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