I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
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At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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