You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
i need some magic done to my vagina
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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