i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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