How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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