Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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