Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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