How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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