Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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