Buhtt sex?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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