Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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