Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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