my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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