i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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