the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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